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(NaturalNews Satire) What exactly is a "junk shot?" How about "top
kill" or an "undersea plume?" The oil disaster in the Gulf of
Mexico is introducing the world to all sorts of fascinating words
and phrases from the world of Big Oil. Some of them can be a bit
confusing, so as a public service to NaturalNews readers, I've
published a short dictionary that provides the real meaning behind
many of these new terms."Top Kill" - A technique used to kill
everything on the TOP of the ocean using chemical dispersants that
cause the dead animal bodies to sink to the BOTTOM of the ocean so
they can't be caught on camera."Top Hat" - What BP executives will
all be wearing at the huge banquet they will soon be holding to
celebrate how they pulled off the environmental crime of the
century without even a...
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